Clearly, I must be an extraordinarily busy person. Judging from the date of my last post I haven’t had a free minute in just over three years.

Your mind must boggle with all the things I have achieved in that time. How many desserts must I have baked? How many newly knit sweaters are nestled into my closet? How many bespoke suits is my husband wearing? What did I make out of all the fabulous wool and fabric I have collected on my travels?

Well, I could tell you, but I am clearly too busy to count all these things.

Here is what I DID accomplish in the last three years.

1. I watched every episode of almost every reality show aired in the last three years (inlcuding, I am very sorry to say "Daisy of Love" [guilty pleasure] and "The Fashion Show" [worst. show. ever]).

2. I wore a curve into the comfy couch while reading trash.

3. I managed to cut my solve time for the Evil sudoku to only 7 minutes on websudoku.com - which only takes about 4 hours a day of playing.

4. I simply had to spend alot of time playing with my new XBox that my sweet husband bought me when I had dental surgery. If I didn't he would be hurt. I think.

5. I watched every episode of every season of Star Trek Original, The Next Generation, DS9, Voyager and Enterprise; Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis; Buffy and Angel; MI-5 (or Spooks to my British readers); The Closer; and Inspector Lynley.

6. I went to the gym. Five times.

See... the last three years were so not a waste.



Geez, no wonder I haven't had time to post.